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written and directed by myself

you’re insecure, don’t know what for

you  make my buttwhole throb when you walk through the do-or-or

don’t need a dildo, to please my butt

you being inside of my butt is enough-ough-ough

everyone else in my butthole can see it, everyone other than my poooo

baby you turn on my butthole like nobody else

the way that you slurp my butt gets me overwhelmed

and when you lick my butthole it aint hard to tell

you don’t know-ow-ow

you don’t know you’re sexual

oh oh oh

thats what makes you sexual

 <—someones excited!

^Plunge into the depths of my butthole!!




qwexly:




Which is why I have three;)

Damn baby you frustrate me
I know your mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes
Your body is a wonderland
I’ll use my hands
(singing to Leonardo decaprio)




  • waitress: what would you like to drink
  • me: the blood of my enemies
  • waitress:
  • me:
  • waitress:
  • me:
  • waitress: is pepsi okay?




I live under a bridge in davis sqaure, and request the use of computers from good samaritans in starbucks. if they do not comply to my request i am forced to punish them. By not allowing them to come smoke with me under my bridge.

Smoke weed, god bless





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